I stumbled across a scene that I had legit forgotten in RotK and it actually made me laugh out loud (not just that mild ālolā thatās not a real laugh and we all know it).
So after the battle of Pellenor Fields Aragorn is going around healing people and being all stealthy right?Ā And heās gotta heal Merry, who is a sweet cinnamon roll and when he wakes up only really cares about 1) food and 2) Theoden.Ā Aragorn tells Merry to have a smoke and remember Theoden in true hobbit fashion, to which Merry replies:
And Aragorn is having NONEĀ OF THIS.Ā EXCUSE U MR. HOBBIT I did not ride under a damn mountain full of dead people to bring u some damn pipe tobacco! !!! !
Merry is rightfully taken aback by this, and gives a pretty heartfelt apology.Ā Aragorn just pretty much responds with theĀ š emoji and leaves, probably to be dramatic elsewhere
And the punchline?Ā Aragorn could see the damn bag of pipeweed the whole time.Ā He could have reached over and handed it to Merry with no fuss.Ā But no, King of Sass over here had to make a big deal out of it omg
āMy dear assā
THIS IS LEGENDARY I LITERALLY DONāT REMEMBER THIS AT ALL
